Mustache Hall of Fame: Do People Really Like My New Mustache?

Monday, August 30, 2010

Do People Really Like My New Mustache?

Because I'm an asshole, I internet-subscribe to the McSweeney's website. They did a story about mustaches.

Here it is.

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Mustache Ranking System

1) Fuzz. WTF? You call that a stache? That's a dirt stain, my friend. Get a napkin.
2) Pencil-esque. You should be ashamed of yourself.
3) Hitler. Go all or go home.
4) John C. Reilly in Talledega Nights. It's like your stache just took a double-shit all over your face.
5) The Richard Pryor. You're just not trying at all, are you?
6) Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood. A for effort.
7) Caterpillar. Well done.
8) Porn Stache. Yes.
9) the Construction Worker. I'd respond to this cat call.
10) We have yet to come across one of such caliber, but it's quite possible we might not be able to handle it.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Do People Really Like My New Mustache?

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